Driving along, I saw a public bathroom abutting the beach, and I stopped. Walking up to the place, I noted huge signs warning, "SFPD frequently patrols here! No Loitering or solicitation" The sign went on with all kinds of other over-the-top warnings and so on.
To anyone with half a brain the sign had, "Don't be a homo here" written all over it, basically. It was so dire that I was audibly laughing. Who would have the brass to pull anything weird after a sign LIKE THAT...?!
I go in the place, and the weird thing is there were no doors on any of the sh*tters. Weird, huh?
I walk forward, and there's a NAKED DUDE standing in the stall, waiting for me...?
WEIRD...!!!
That really sounds weird.