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Oscar, the psychic death sensing nursing home cat, found dead
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Posted on 08/21/2007 10:48:13 AM PDT by chordmaster
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To: Biggirl
My pleasure. I thought it might not be obvious, since jokes are supposed to be funny.
101
posted on
08/21/2007 5:28:06 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Be deranged in a consistent manner. Manson was nuts, but at least he was always on message." --dead)
To: chordmaster
102
posted on
08/21/2007 5:42:10 PM PDT
by
toddlintown
(Six bullets and Lennon goes down. Yet not one hit Yoko. Discuss.)
To: -YYZ-
Cat story.I,some years ago,traded a Pontiac Catalina fully loaded for a 1984 Volvo and ten guitars sight unseen.The car was parked in the driveway when one of my roomates wanted to take it for a Pizza run. I had never driven the car so I said go for it.He came running into the house rattled as when he started the car,all sorts of sounds started emmitting from under the hood.Having no experience with a Volvo,it took us a while to find out how to open the hood,all the while blair witch sounds were coming from under the hood.When we shut the car off,underneath the hood was a black cat.
It had become entangled in the belts of the motor for reasons unknown.We took the cat,which we named cat,into the house for some emergency care.It had only suffered a broken front leg.The cat pshycotherapist was unavailable at the time so we could not do a mental evaluation .We placed it’s paw into a finger splint and adopted it.We always knew when it was roaming as the click,click sound was unmistakable.The cat disappeared one day as I was giving it a bath.Oh,by the way,it also knew how to fly.Strangest thing.
To: potlatch
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I could not help myself
That dead cat is getting around!
104
posted on
08/21/2007 6:07:08 PM PDT
by
devolve
( _Google-Illegals_Killed_25_Americans_Each_Day _A_Mex_Illegal_Alien_Sold_911_Terrorists_IDs_)
To: devolve
Lol, the one that’s getting around is a “Spring Kitten”!!
105
posted on
08/21/2007 6:09:25 PM PDT
by
potlatch
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To: chordmaster
I suspect foul play. Poor kitty.
To: potlatch
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I’ve got the Tom Jones song loaded up!
107
posted on
08/21/2007 6:20:09 PM PDT
by
devolve
( _Google-Illegals_Killed_25_Americans_Each_Day _A_Mex_Illegal_Alien_Sold_911_Terrorists_IDs_)
To: devolve
What song is that??
“Baby Don’t Spring Me, I’m Catatonic” ?
108
posted on
08/21/2007 6:23:06 PM PDT
by
potlatch
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To: -YYZ-
But the outright hatred some people seem to have for them goes beyond the rational, and really makes me wonder about what kind of personality defect they (the cat haters, not the cats) have. I think you nailed it. It's like a personal vendetta. If you don't like cats, so don't have one already! But to take every opportunity to say mean and nasty things about them and crack sick jokes? Twisted. I didn't think this was a funny story at all.
To: devolve; ntnychik; PhilDragoo; dixiechick2000; Lady Jag; Seadog Bytes; FARS; bitt
Lol, forgot about this!
110
posted on
08/21/2007 6:40:26 PM PDT
by
potlatch
(MIZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_MIKAZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_MAZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_))
To: devolve; potlatch; Lady Jag; PhilDragoo; ntnychik; dixiechick2000; Seadog Bytes
111
posted on
08/21/2007 6:46:51 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.)
To: potlatch
Two sphincters and a cat.
112
posted on
08/21/2007 6:54:02 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.)
To: Lady Jag
113
posted on
08/21/2007 6:55:10 PM PDT
by
potlatch
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To: potlatch
I was holding my tongue. Seeing those two together makes me livid remembering how big a part they played in the destruction of values in this country.
114
posted on
08/21/2007 7:03:43 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.)
To: potlatch; PhilDragoo; ntnychik; dixiechick2000; Seadog Bytes; gonzo; Lady Jag
115
posted on
08/21/2007 7:03:59 PM PDT
by
devolve
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To: Lady Jag; devolve
Well, we try to depict them in every manner that points out their evil agendas.
116
posted on
08/21/2007 7:07:43 PM PDT
by
potlatch
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To: devolve; potlatch
May he be infested by the thousand fleas of a camel before succumbing to Oscar.
117
posted on
08/21/2007 7:07:44 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.)
To: devolve; Lady Jag
Lol, I almost warned LJ of that one but figured you’d get around to posting it. If she thought the Hillary one was bad, well........snicker.
118
posted on
08/21/2007 7:09:39 PM PDT
by
potlatch
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To: dfwgator
“So who killed Oscar?”
Someone with a bedpan. I find that very unusual in a nursing home. ;)
119
posted on
08/21/2007 7:09:58 PM PDT
by
toldyou
To: potlatch
You're right on target, too.
120
posted on
08/21/2007 7:21:08 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.)
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