Dlisted MichaelK’s take on Larry and him pimping out Dannielynn. Some naughty language
Saturday, February 23rd 2008
Larry Continues To Cash In
Dannielynn Hope is about to go under the knife to get her cross-eyed fixed and Larry Birkhead has already promised to not allow cameras in. What’s a promise?A promise is just an opportunity for a lie in Hollywood. Page Six reports that Larry has already agreed to let The Insider and Entertainment Tonight into the hospital while DanniHope has her operation. He will reportedly take home $250,000.
Larry Birkhead denies this....well sort of. He said, “I don’t mind letting the world know how she is when she’s done, but no cameras will be there during the surgery. The only reason I spoke about it to begin with was because people blamed Anna’s medications when, in fact, it’s genetic.”
So he’s only bringing cameras into the hospital after the surgery? Great, just what Danni needs. A f******** camera in her face while she’s waking up from surgery. Oh Larry! You are seriously the greatest father the world has ever known. How is that we as humans have not devoted a whole country to you called “Fatherland” where you, King Father, can rule over the world’s children? You really are a gift.
I can’t wait for the next DanniHope chapters on The Insider. I’m guessing, “Danni’s First Poo On Her Own” and “Danni’s First Period” are next. I hope that “Danni’s First Beat Down On Her Daddy After She Finds Out He’s Been Putting Her Life On Camera” is after that.
Well, darn, I had some *appropriate* comments to make, but my computer has started having some major problems. This is still the old one that had the virus, but it had gone dormant for a while and I was trudging onward to finish the List for 3-17.
But today, out of nowhere, it went berserk and nothing will stop the popups at all - my puter is under constant attack. I don’t know how it did it, but it managed to leave cookies and all kinds of foreign language stuff on my computer while I was NOT ONLINE.
So, *farewell* for now, Anna threadpeople - I shall return when I’ve gotten the new (to me) puter squared away. Keeping fingers crossed that the transition will be less messy than I’m anticipating. Hope to see y’all soon!
Feeling a little sarcastic, are you? :)
i’d venture a guess, that the public opinion polling was against a reality-type show of ‘day in a life of babydaddy’ that Larry was gushing about some time ago - or maybe it was the crosseyed,non-walking thing that nixed the show? anyway, looks like the consolation prize is ‘specials’ - similar to what was worked out for Anna after her ANShow was cancelled maybe?
Between the first of the year and today, we have payouts from ET, Insider, OK!, InTouch (and another i can’t recall right now) - i’m guessing to the tune of around 2-3 Million by now? since LB’s in most shots, I’d also guess he’s getting the lions’ share of the revenues - so that brings the total to what? 8 or 9 mil in less than a year?
on a sidenote: didn’t DL very recently have an ear infection bad enough to ‘go to the hospital’, hasn’t she bounced in dry-aired pressurized flight cabins from calif wet winter to tropical environs back to calif wet winter, and doesn’t she have an upcoming surgery? I’d expect to see her dressed at least as warmly as her daddy in his wool peacoat. I’ve noticed some of the ‘real’ stars out with their offspring lately - all are very well-dressed in season-appropriate attire - including hats! to cover tender ears - in contrast, DL’s thin polyesterknit and denim attire sticks out like a sore thumb. Hasn’t anyone told LB that babies/toddlers don’t regulate their body temperature as well as adults? Where is the child’s nanny?
and if LB wasn’t shy to tell everyone about DL’s needing to wear an eyepatch on nationwide tv, why has it disappeared ever since then? Shouldn’t she be getting used to it in preparation for her surgery?
I used to love seeing pictures of DL - now, they’re just sad and hard to look at. jmo