[Gorzaloon]

I'll have you know a true lady's favors cannot be bought, even with diamonds (unless they're a minimum 3ct with VS1 clarity and F color . . . ).

I feel special considering what a 1 carat VS1 G did, then...and THAT was like going for a ride through a brush chipper impressive.

Not sure if I am young enough to survive better.

[Charles Martel]

Not sure if I am young enough to survive better.

"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised!"

- (shamelessly swiped from Futurama).