this. cannot. be. a. true. story.
are you sure its not Scrappleface?
omgosh
Of course, I had neighbors once who named both kids Michael after the father. The younger one they just called “brother” to the point that he didn’t know his real name (at age 2.5). One day they spray painted “TRASH” on the building where they kept their trash cans. My husband commented, “well, now there’s an understatement” I tried my best to help those kids, but the parents just didn’t want the help. Sad.
I had a girlfriend once named Johnene after her father. Both of her brothers were named John too but the middle brother went by his middle name. To make things even more fun, my name is also John.
Your tagline
It's not so bad!
I just turned 51 last month!
But I like your version ;o)
Hmmmm!
20+30?
Ah nutz!
an early happy birthday to you whenever it's gonna be.