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Wienermobile wipes out
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| 2-9-2008
| George Osgood
Posted on 02/11/2008 2:59:21 PM PST by Cagey
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posted on
02/11/2008 2:59:24 PM PST
by
Cagey
To: Cagey
"But that's the first wiener I've ever pulled out."
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posted on
02/11/2008 3:02:32 PM PST
by
Dumpster Baby
(Eschew obfuscation)
To: Cagey
"But that's the first wiener I've ever pulled out." It was a first for the women, too. They left none the wurst for wear.So few words, so many bad puns.
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posted on
02/11/2008 3:02:42 PM PST
by
Vigilanteman
(Are there any men left in Washington? Or are there only cowards? Ahmad Shah Massoud)
To: Cagey
Hope he didn't have to wait long for a tow.
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posted on
02/11/2008 3:03:22 PM PST
by
Daffynition
(The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
To: Daffynition
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posted on
02/11/2008 3:04:09 PM PST
by
Cagey
(Somewhere in South America, a village is getting a shipment of "19-0" T-shirts.)
To: Daffynition
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posted on
02/11/2008 3:07:51 PM PST
by
rawhide
To: Cagey
But when a 27-foot-long tube-steak spins out on a snow-covered highway, it's bound to generate some grins.When it's put that way it generates outright laughter.
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posted on
02/11/2008 3:08:47 PM PST
by
CougarGA7
(Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.)
To: CougarGA7
ZZ TOP had a hit called “Tube Steak Boogie”. I hope it was playing on their CD as they were spinning out of control. LOL
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posted on
02/11/2008 3:11:11 PM PST
by
Cagey
(Somewhere in South America, a village is getting a shipment of "19-0" T-shirts.)
To: Cagey
Lol. That would be classic. And it would be better than having the Oscar Meyer Wiener song playing.
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posted on
02/11/2008 3:17:40 PM PST
by
CougarGA7
(Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.)
To: Cagey; al baby; Auntbee; BJClinton; Dashing Dasher; dfwddr; exile; feinswinesuksass; ...
"Tard" refers to the ping list members and not to the subject of the thread!
List of Ping Lists
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posted on
02/11/2008 3:20:02 PM PST
by
JRios1968
("If you go over a cliff with all flags flying, you are still going over a cliff”—Ronald Reagan)
To: Cagey
HAHAHA. Hold on ... I'm having a Zen moment ... it may not last long.
Life should be relished from inside the Wienermobile looking out:
Encourage wiener lovers nationwide to relish the delicacy, ketchup on the great taste of hot dogs, and give in to the craving once it's mustard. Be frank and furthermore, to be upstanding in a line for hot dogs at ball parks, barbecues, buffets, and other bashes. Journey into the streets, dachs, und ports of my community, wish well to all comers, plump and lean and leave them with a wiener to roast about. As once I wished I were, now I am an Oscar Mayer Wienermobile Hotdogger.
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posted on
02/11/2008 3:39:10 PM PST
by
Daffynition
(The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
To: JRios1968; Cagey
To: Daffynition
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posted on
02/11/2008 3:52:16 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Just call me M.O.M. (Maverick opposed to McCain.))
To: JRios1968
I thought the McCain bus went off the road.
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posted on
02/11/2008 3:57:50 PM PST
by
Enterprise
(Those who "betray us" also "Betray U.S." They're called DEMOCRATS!)
To: Cagey
"I've pulled out a lot of vehicles," he said. "But that's the first wiener I've ever pulled out." It was a first for the women, too.Sometimes, these jokes just write themselves, LOL!
To: Cagey
Kurzejewski hooked up...Well, what would you have expected the guy to do with two hot female hotdoggers?
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posted on
02/11/2008 3:58:36 PM PST
by
The Electrician
("Government is the only enterprise in the world which expands in size when its failures increase.")
To: Cagey; Larry Lucido; MotleyGirl70; Rb ver. 2.0; jdm; Gamecock
"that's the first wiener I've ever pulled out." ELAINE: He took .. it out.
To: Cagey
Several people tried to push out the weiner mobile, but they got mustard out.
Then there was not time to ketchup.
(I relish these threads).
Is this story from The Onion?
To: cripplecreek
HAHAHA! Cripplecreek ...you are a few fries short ...;-D
...and I mean that in the nicest possible way. ;-D
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posted on
02/11/2008 4:05:17 PM PST
by
Daffynition
(The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
To: Cagey
“Remember boys and girls....Practice safe lunch by always using a condiment.”
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posted on
02/11/2008 4:06:42 PM PST
by
SGCOS
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