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The Official Friday Silliness Thread |
Monty Python Mattress Skit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGEeLtqtNvU
Monty Python Meat Sketch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjZPCo_Cf_0
I stole this from an Impromptus reader.
One of the funniest series of commercials ever. Sorry Californians, this fun is poked at you....
IF ANYONE NEEDS A COUNTY FAIR - ITS LA
Wool comes from Cows
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlC-Glgl5Mw
Every child knows that Cows give us non fat, half calf mocha cappuccinos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjEpGRCmGns&NR=1
And cotton candy. Is it Vegan?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7MpqyQRaBo&feature=related
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Hopefully, I'll get a week in at home before I have to go back out again....
The Navy Invented Sex
A Marine and a sailor were sitting in a bar one day arguing over which was the superior service.
After a swig of beer the Marine says, ‘Well, we had Iwo Jima.’
Arching his eyebrows, the sailor replies, ‘We had the Battle of Midway.
‘Not entirely true’, responded the Marine. ‘Some of those pilots were Marines, in fact, Henderson Field on Guadalcanal was named after a Marine pilot killed at the Battle of Midway.’
The sailor responds, ‘Point taken.’
The Marine then says, ‘We Marines were born at Tunn Tavern!’
The sailor, nodding agreement, says, ‘But we had John Paul Jones.’
The argument continued until the sailor comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says...... ‘The Navy invented sex!’
The Marine replies, ‘That is true, but it was the Marines who introduced it to women.’
A woman visited her plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called “The Knob,” where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman’s head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted “The Knob.”
Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. “All these years, everything has been working just fine. I’ve had to turn the knob many times and I’ve always loved the results. But now I’ve developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won’t get rid of them.”
The doctor looked at her closely and said, “Those aren’t bags, those are your breasts.”
She said, “Well then, I guess there’s no point in asking about the goatee.”
