Under deep consideration, and as self-appointed spokesperson for all Slavic peoples, I'm perfectly willing to forego reparations across the board, and instead, in recognition of the deep pain and insult of the misuse of our ethno-linguistic identity, I'd be willing to settle for a small royalty of say, $5.00 every time a person of African descent utilizes the words, "slave," "slavery," "slave trade," etc.
I think it's only fair.
