Former Patriots Writer Spills Rumors of Bill Belichick Sex Tape

AOL Sports ^ | Jul 31st 2008 | Sportz Assassin

[Sam's Army]

An outgoing writer for Patriots Football Weekly drops in a rumor of a Bill Belichick sex tape on his new website. That's a nice way to walk out the door.

Hold on for this one: I heard from someone who is close to the case that there is a sex tape of Bill Belichick banging the married woman he had an affair with. I [expletive deleted] you not. The husband who is suing that woman for being unfaithful to him has a tape of his wife and Belichick screwing while the two of them were still married. Belichick is a very powerful man so I imagine he's doing everything in his power to squash this from getting out but it could only be a matter of time. A part of me doesn't want to see it but another part of me can't help but be intrigued.

A part of me isn't buying it. Could there be one out there? Sure. We live in an age where pretty much anything anyone does is recorded (or we think it is). Still, word is that the writer isn't very trustworthy.

The writer, Tom Casale, apparently wrote this under the name "Tommy Rider" (oh, and my real name is Sportz Assassin), and goes on to spill the beans on all types of topics that I'm sure he's been keeping inside. Hmm, guy is leaving great job to go work at a gambling site and tosses gasoline on the bridge behind him. Nice.

Let's say it is true: will Belichick, the master of all things caught on video, let this float around? Did he go back and break down the tape to see if there were some breakdowns in his movement? And ... if it does get around ... will we have a YouTube sensation of posting reaction videos of people watching it?

[Sam's Army]

Rumor of this sex tape is that Bill gets out of bed with about a second remaining before the act is over.

[Sam's Army]

I didn’t do it.

[SeafoodGumbo]

If the glove don’t fit, you must acquit.

[John123]

Rumor of this sex tape is that Bill gets out of bed with about a second remaining before the act is over.

Bill isn't into post-coital hugging?

[Octar]

I never heard of Bill Belichick, so why does this matter?

[dfwgator]

Rumor of this sex tape is that Bill gets out of bed with about a second remaining before the act is over.

I don't care who you are, now that's funny!

[SamAdams76]

It will be interesting to see if the tuck rule can be applied here.

On the other hand, this might vet him to be on the Democratic presidential ticket.

[martin_fierro]

Hey now. HEY NOW!

[MplsSteve]

Bill Belichick and sex?

Interesting that Bill was able to think of anything else other than football.

What a mulit-faceted individual he’s turning out to be.

[Bratch]

I guess that “secret taping” stuff can work both ways.

[edzo4]

they didn’t tape the act just the walkthrough the night before

[Stephanie32]

I think it is amazing that famous people don’t realize that nothing they do stays a secret anymore.

[NonValueAdded]

Fumble at the 1-year line?

[jennyjenny]

Ewwwwwwww.

[Radix]

Anything at all will be tried in an attempt to unravel this years all new struggle toward perfection by the longtime and (more importantly) former doormats of the NFL.

See ya in February!

Go Patriots!

[Radix]

Ping

[grey_whiskers]

LOLASSIWMWUANSMAM!

Laughing out loud and snorting so I woke my wife up and now she's mad at me!

Cheers!

[srmorton]

If Belichick was an improvement on her husband, her husband must be really bad. I can not stand Belichick and his ugly cut-off sweat shirt. IMO, he is about as desirable as the abominable snowman.

[Impy]

No one wants to see this sex tape.

[martin_fierro]

I'm glad *somebody* liked it. < |:)~