[Holicheese]

I hope Burt Bacharach throws a shout out to McCain

[Flycatcher]

I love high art.

[smartin]

Three 6 Mafia on Lolli Lolli (Pop That body) sings:

“Like Barack Obama said yeah it’s time for a change”

[Niteranger68]

Mental Scrabble.

[sarasota]

That’s right, keep the torch of celebrity lit!

[dragonblustar]

I wonder what he’s going to shout out when Obama loses?

[GOPyouth]

Some of Jay-Z's high class lyrics:

You know I thug 'em, f*ck 'em, love 'em, leave 'em Cause I don't f*ckin' need 'em

I'm a pimp in every sense of the word, b*tch

Me give my heart to a woman Not for nothin' never happen' I'll be forever mackin' Heart cold as assassins, I got no passion I got no patience and I hate waitin' Hoe get your a** in and let's ride

[weegee]

I rock with Obama but I ain't no politician.....And I chill with the thugs and the gangsters too

Obama could make the same boasts:

[Tublecane]

I saw Jay-Z on MTV’s TRL once (don’t ask me how I got there). When asked what his one big wish was, he responded that he’d like all the rich people in the world to trade places with the poor. Later that month, I was apprehended attempting to steal one of his 77 flat screen HDTVs. His lawyer was not receptive to my lawyer’s plea to drop the charges given that I’m poorer than grandmaster Jay.