>>How do you look in Ug boots with a crossbow? We can pillage the poor desert dwellers and eat dog food, yum!<<
I could pull that off. I would have to wear my Sarah Palin glasses though and I only have a minivan. Could I hitch a ride?
You know, Mighty Dog is pure beef.
Sounds like a plan, you could get your kids in the mini van and give em boomerangs. (I’m assuming you have kids, since ‘mom’ is in your name)