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Locals Fear Giant Catfish Develop Taste for Live Humans After Feeding on Corpses in River Grave
foxnews ^ | Thursday, October 09, 2008

Posted on 10/09/2008 9:22:50 AM PDT by Justice Department

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Locals have believed for years that a mysterious monster lurks in the water. But they think it has moved on from scavenging to snatching unwary bathers who venture into the Great Kali, which flows along the India-Nepal border.

The extraordinary creature has been investigated by biologist Jeremy Wade for a TV documentary to be shown in Britain.


1 posted on 10/09/2008 9:22:51 AM PDT by Justice Department
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To: Justice Department

This is a job for Captain Gorton.


2 posted on 10/09/2008 9:24:52 AM PDT by denydenydeny ("[Obama acts] as if the very idea of permanent truth is passe, a form of bad taste"-Shelby Steele)
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To: Justice Department

That’s a Mekong River catfish, not a goonch.


3 posted on 10/09/2008 9:26:01 AM PDT by Joiseydude (Let the Hero, born of woman, crush the serpent with his heel,)
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Man-eating catfish?!

That does it, now I’m officially scared ****less.


4 posted on 10/09/2008 9:26:36 AM PDT by Natchez Hawk (What's so funny about the 1st, 2nd, and 4th Amendments.)
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Could I have some tartar sauce and hushpuppies with my rotten human flesh that formerly belonged to that naive swimmer/clothes washer on the banks of her village that I just plucked from the shallows, please ma’am?


5 posted on 10/09/2008 9:28:43 AM PDT by wardaddy (If Mccain does not nut up , we will have rap music at the inagural. I can't wait.)
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Wade discounted theories that crocodiles could be responsible for the carnage before turning his attention to goonches — among the world’s biggest freshwater fish.

He caught one which tipped the scales at 161 lbs and was nearly 6 feet long — a world record weight and far bigger than any landed before.

“If that got hold of you, there’d be no getting away,” he said.


6 posted on 10/09/2008 9:28:53 AM PDT by Justice Department ("Comedy is allied to justice." Aristophenes)
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If only I could catch a catfish that big around here. “Remember when ol’ anti caught that big catfish way back in ‘08...” I’d be famous, and I wouldn’t have to buy fish for a year.


7 posted on 10/09/2008 9:30:11 AM PDT by antiRepublicrat
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Could I have some tartar sauce and hushpuppies with my rotten human flesh that formerly belonged to that naive swimmer/clothes washer on the banks of her village that I just plucked from the shallows, please ma’am?

Yes sir. Would you like to Supersize your fries and drink?

8 posted on 10/09/2008 9:30:16 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Secondhand Aztlan Smoke causes drug addiction obesity in global warming cancer immigrant terrorists.)
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To: Joiseydude

“That’s a Mekong River catfish, not a goonch.”

Good eye - just testing you:-} See post 6


9 posted on 10/09/2008 9:32:07 AM PDT by Justice Department ("Comedy is allied to justice." Aristophenes)
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Giant Catfish Pictures, Images and Photos
10 posted on 10/09/2008 9:32:29 AM PDT by redstateconfidential ("Go to the mattresses")
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I’ve heard stories of St. Louis police looking on the bottom of the Mississippi river for weapons and encountering catfish that are so big they just sit on the bottom with their mouths open and catch whatever comes along. I think I remember the stories saying these fish were over 12’ long. Does anyone have anything that confirms these fish stories?


11 posted on 10/09/2008 9:32:34 AM PDT by econjack (Some people are as dumb as soup.)
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That is one evil-looking fish, looks like it came right out of a sci-fi horror movie.


12 posted on 10/09/2008 9:32:46 AM PDT by antiRepublicrat
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...in an Indian river where bodies are dumped after funerals.

How civilized...

13 posted on 10/09/2008 9:33:53 AM PDT by johnny7 ("Duck I says... ")
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To: denydenydeny
"This is a job for Captain Gorton."


14 posted on 10/09/2008 9:36:45 AM PDT by Justice Department ("Comedy is allied to justice." Aristophenes)
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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water......


15 posted on 10/09/2008 9:38:39 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco (Polar bears who suffer depression and anxiety due to the global warming threat are bi-polar bears)
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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the fresh water......
16 posted on 10/09/2008 9:40:28 AM PDT by comps4spice (Democrats caused the current financial mess. Do we really want to give them the Oval Office?)
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To: econjack
Yeah, a couple of years ago I hooked one of those catfish near St.Louis and it towed my boat all the way up to Minneapolis.

I took pictures, but the developers lost the film.

17 posted on 10/09/2008 9:41:15 AM PDT by Joiseydude (Let the Hero, born of woman, crush the serpent with his heel,)
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To: Justice Department

What is it called when you go fishing for catfish with your hands?


18 posted on 10/09/2008 9:42:45 AM PDT by ken5050
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Yeah, a couple of years ago I hooked one of those catfish near St.Louis and it towed my boat all the way up to Minneapolis. I took pictures, but the developers lost the film.

I hate it when that happens...

19 posted on 10/09/2008 9:43:56 AM PDT by econjack (Some people are as dumb as soup.)
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To: ken5050
1) Noodling

or

2) Insanity

20 posted on 10/09/2008 9:45:09 AM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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