[r9etb]

Mrs. Perky, you should be very, very afraid. Your husband the sock fancier is in Iraq. The beautiful and alluring Allegra, FR's own sock afficianado, is also in Iraq. This bodes ill.

You must at all costs prevent Allegra from learning your DH's unit, not to mention his name. Otherwise we may find, hidden in dark corners like "News of the Weird," strange stories about Middle Eastern sock theft .... and soon, you'll have the news accounts from Dubai, revealing all of the sordid hosiery-related details of their arrest.

[PERKY2004]

* pictures Allegra, diving joyfully into a big pile of socks *