Believers in Santa Clause grow up to be grammarians who compulsively diagram sentences and lecture harmless passers-by on the correct cases for their pronouns. Believers in Santa Claws dress their pets in silly costumes and enter them in the Christmas Parade.
What about ‘Sandy Claws?’
Christmas is soooo fun.
Celebrating the birth of Christ and thanking God for his gift to mankind is true joy.
A few presents thrown in, a Christmas tree, and a nice meal are even better.
People who bah humbug, Merry Christmas!
And we can say with firm conviction “there is no such thing as a Sanity Clause”