Florida Biochemist designs a citrus tree with THC

The Crit ^ | 05 Oct 2008 | The Crit

[gimme1ibertee]

O-kayyyyyyy.......

[posterchild]

There are going to be a lot of sticky clogged up bongs in FL.

[jwparkerjr]

Wonder if he can patent the process. I didn’t see any mention of patents in the article, but I read through it pretty quickly.

[dblshot]

Hey man, don’t bogart that orange man.

[redstateconfidential]

What a jackass, all that effort because his sons a pothead.Typical irrational liberal behavior in otherwise “booksmart” people.
Guess all those starving people in Obama’s birth Continent have to wait in line for sustainable crops while Mr Nanofsky
rolls on the floor and kicks his smelly Birkenstocks in a tirade against Johnny Law and their unfair persecution of his stoned slacker spawn.

[SoldierMedic]

Interesting.

I bet this would be a big plus for people who take medical marijuana, but don’t want to smoke it.

[areukiddingme1]

Nanofsky, a petty, petty little man who could have spent his time and energy looking for a cure to heart disease or adolescent cancer — chose instead to use his time and talent to settle a petty dispute with “the man,” by producing an orange that will get kids high — “brilliant.”

What a “F’n” genius...I hope your Mom is proud of you Mr. Nanofsky...your contribution to the world is invaluable. Thanks dumbass...

[weegee]

I thought it was banana peels that got you high...

[DieHard the Hunter]

Excellent outcome. An unjust law has backfired into a real mess. Would have been cheaper to return the guy’s van.

Superb!

[TornadoAlley3]

um, this story is fake.

[weegee]

Note too that the article is hazy on the timeline. It is Janet Reno’s special assistant who came from the Justice Department. Meaning that this story is at least 8 years OLD.

[Buck W.]

If he can cross an orange tree with Grey Goose vodka, I’ll buy those seeds...

[weegee]

Now there will be a database tracking Orange tree sales.

[Troll_House_Cookies]

Why do you need to search the car maaaaaan?

[weegee]

Want some magic beans?

[weegee]

"I'd hit it!" -B.Obama

[Philo1962]

I haven’t checked the USPTO website. But if it was done on university time and real estate with university resources, and if somebody in the legal department can imagine a commercial application for the product, you can bet the farm that a patent application was filed.

[BGHater]

Don’t worry, The story isn’t real.

[posterchild]

I’ve heard of martini’s with 4 or more olives called a Kennedy Salad. Perhaps this will get us on the road to a full salad bar.