You think that's bad...
I used to housesit/dogsit for a friend of mine, who lived right down the street from a dual golf course in the Los Angeles area. I'd be there for weeks at a time, as he and his family would vacation out of state.
The dog's name? "Bogie".
I told the dog's owner, "while I'm here, your dog's name is 'Birdie"...or better yet, 'Eagle'!"