[ßuddaßudd]

I've seen a large flock of seagulls(lol) attack a child alone at a picnic table at the SF Zoo and thougt things were about to get out of control for a momnet there. Poor kid lost his sandwhich and fries...
The Gulls looked my direction next, but they stood down after I swore at them...

[heartwood]

I think that swearing thing works. I had gulls looking at my lunch, and told them to F off. They had this air of assumed nonchalance: “Just looking at this crab claw here, and this bit of seaweed over there, and oh, there’s a wave, bye.”

Who would have thought their sensibilities were so delicate?