(Vanity) The Gospel of Matthews Chapter 5:1-20, or, The Barackitudes

grey_whiskers ^ | 2-22-2009 | grey_whiskers

[grey_whiskers]

Cheers!

[screaminsunshine]

Unfortunatly you got it about right. It is a religion to these people. I like the press as deciples at Obamas feet. Perfect.

[labette]

Too borderline sacrilegious for me to pass it along,
But I do confess to snickering. :)

[Vesuvian]

That’s great!

But for #7 I suggest “Tax Cheats” instead.

[Lusis]

AWESOME! Can I pass this along?

[grey_whiskers]

Feel free!

Also (shameless plug, though out-of-date), check out this.

Cheers!

[Starboard]

It is a religion to these people.

Oh that is unquestionably true. I've worked around liberals most of my life and that is exactly how they view it, which explains why there is no reasoning with them. Government is all wise in their minds.

[sweet_diane]

marking my place

[Uncle Chip]

Now that’s funny. If it weren’t so true, it would be even funnier.

[SouthTexas]

Very good!

[grey_whiskers]

Thanks! ('Twas my wife's idea, I only mangled it.)

Cheers!

[grey_whiskers]

Shameless self-promotion *PING*. (Not hiding under a bushel.)

Cheers!

[SouthTexas]

Please pass along my compliments. ;)

[stylecouncilor]

Awesome! #18 really gave me the lol’s!

[G8 Diplomat]

I think ‘The Five Pillars of 0bamislam’ would be more appropriate;

1. Fasting during the holy month of 0bamadan (November, when he won)
2. Mandatory paying of 50% of your income in taxes
3. Prayer to The One 5 times a day
4. Profession of faith; “There is no President but 0bama, and Biden is his Vice President”
5. Mandatory pilgramage to Washington on January 20 sometime between 2009 and 2012

[grey_whiskers]

LOL! That's the great thing about being a FReeper, no matter what you post, someone always improves on your idea. :-)

...and in that vein, may I suggest for #4, the alternative ending, "...and Olbermann is his prophet."

Cheers!

[G8 Diplomat]

Your suggestion for #4...I like it!

Good one :)

[SunkenCiv]

;’)

[FreedomOfExpression]

If only the bozos in D.C. were good shepherds, or even good stewards.
Almost all of them are just plain rotten

[grey_whiskers]

Sorry for resurrecting my own thread.

But I came across this picture on your FReeper homepage and just *HAD* to add it.

Cheers!

Cheers!