” “Vegan” must be code for “lesbian” in this article.”
That’s what I thought “The Smith College Sophian” meant, until I realized it would be “Saphist” or similar.
I guess “The Smith College Muncher” would be too vulgar.
It’s named for Sophia Smith, the founder of the college. I think we have a few Freeper(ette)s who are Smith alumni.
Oh, and vegans are fools and also kind of creepy. I’ll stick to my bacon cheeseburgers, chili cheese fries, and large numbers of sit-ups to keep my stomach flat after eating all that.