Reminds me of an old joke about a guy who gets massively drunk then wakes up to find two rings down below. One red, one brown. Goes to the doctor and after the check up the Doc tell him:
“I have some good news and some bad news for you”
Red ring is lipstick is the good news
Bad news is the brown ring consists of chewing tobacco....”
Or there’s the guy who goes to the doctor because his junk has turned orange, it’s a mystery until the doctor finds out that his two favorite things in life are porn and cheetos.