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I probably won't ever get the chance to play the photo switch but there is hope to have the chance to do this someday.

I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5
minutes. When I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking
ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a
guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I called him a pencil-wielding Nazi. He glared at me and started
writing another ticket for having worn tires! So I called him a piece
of dirt.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about
20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I
didn't care! My car was parked around the corner.

I try to have a little fun each day. It's important at my age.