So how do we leave this stupid planet then? I’d pick teleportation but Algore’s descendants might come up with another idiotic excuse that it will cause galactic warming.
As a kid I dreamed of going to space, colonizing it. Then we quit, and decided to sprnd the money escalating the "War on Poverty". It's a quagmire. We should have pulled out.
I reckon I'll leave here the same way just about everyone else has, just before they plant my carcass.