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Russian doctors find tree growing in man's lung
Ria Novosti ^ | 04/13/09

Posted on 04/13/2009 8:41:59 PM PDT by TigerLikesRooster

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1 posted on 04/13/2009 8:42:00 PM PDT by TigerLikesRooster
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To: TigerLikesRooster

What???

I plant hundreds of seeds every year and none have grown in any of my body parts. Weird.


2 posted on 04/13/2009 8:48:28 PM PDT by mplsconservative
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To: mplsconservative

Make sure you don’t inhale any seed.:-) Give a new meaning to “I didn’t inhale.”


3 posted on 04/13/2009 8:49:33 PM PDT by TigerLikesRooster (from "Irrational Exuberance" to "Mark to Zero": from '96 to '09)
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To: TigerLikesRooster

I can’t believe they didn’t call a tree surgeon.
sorry.sorry.....sorry......


4 posted on 04/13/2009 8:50:06 PM PDT by supremedoctrine ("No symbols where none intended"--Beckett)
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To: TigerLikesRooster; Diana in Wisconsin; Gabz

Weird garden ping.


5 posted on 04/13/2009 8:50:23 PM PDT by mplsconservative
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To: TigerLikesRooster

The Web site doesn’t show a picture. I’d like to see this.

Remember when you were a kid and Mom warned you to not stick things up your nose? I knew someone who told me her mother told her to not swallow seeds or a tree would grow in her stomach.


6 posted on 04/13/2009 8:52:13 PM PDT by thecodont
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To: TigerLikesRooster

No carrots growing out of my nose. LOL


7 posted on 04/13/2009 8:52:21 PM PDT by mplsconservative
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To: TigerLikesRooster

Is the man’s name Brooklyn?


8 posted on 04/13/2009 8:53:01 PM PDT by CougarGA7 (Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.)
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To: thecodont

An earlier version of this had the bloody lung picture. You didn’t miss much. But sure enough there was a little bitty tree in there.


9 posted on 04/13/2009 8:53:57 PM PDT by La Lydia
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To: thecodont

There was an earlier post that had a pic.


10 posted on 04/13/2009 8:54:28 PM PDT by Paladin2 (Big Ears + Big Spending --> BigEarMarx, the man behind TOTUS)
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To: TigerLikesRooster

I hate it when that happens.


11 posted on 04/13/2009 8:55:03 PM PDT by Paleo Conservative
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To: TigerLikesRooster

This is a 2 inch sprout.

I say this guy was somehow inspired to do something weird, perhaps under the influence of something strange.


12 posted on 04/13/2009 8:56:06 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (Beat a better path, and the world will build a mousetrap at your door.)
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To: TigerLikesRooster

When snorting seed is outlawed, only outlaws will grow spruce trees in their lungs.


13 posted on 04/13/2009 8:56:25 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: shibumi
"The Larch"


14 posted on 04/13/2009 8:58:58 PM PDT by Salamander (Like acid and oil on a madman's face, reason tends to fly away.......)
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To: TigerLikesRooster

He was a seedy character.


15 posted on 04/13/2009 9:00:12 PM PDT by rfp1234 (Phodopus campbelli: household ruler since July 2007.)
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To: TigerLikesRooster
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This is what happens when a tree absorbs too much greenhouse gas.

16 posted on 04/13/2009 9:03:27 PM PDT by rfp1234 (Phodopus campbelli: household ruler since July 2007.)
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To: thecodont

I was recently told of a kid that had a bean sprout in his sinus.


17 posted on 04/13/2009 9:04:40 PM PDT by digger48
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To: supremedoctrine
I can’t believe they didn’t call a tree surgeon

What branch of medicine is that?

18 posted on 04/13/2009 9:05:54 PM PDT by digger48
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To: DannyTN
only outlaws will grow spruce trees in their lungs.

Would you like to be a said outlaw? :-)

19 posted on 04/13/2009 9:06:48 PM PDT by TigerLikesRooster (from "Irrational Exuberance" to "Mark to Zero": from '96 to '09)
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To: supremedoctrine

LOL! Good one!


20 posted on 04/13/2009 9:10:04 PM PDT by BlueAngel
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