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Russian doctors find tree growing in man's lung
Ria Novosti ^
| 04/13/09
Posted on 04/13/2009 8:41:59 PM PDT by TigerLikesRooster
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To: digger48
I’m working on a clever reply to that.
I’ll be thinking about it as I fall asleep.
If I have time I’ll post it tomorrow AM
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posted on
04/13/2009 9:12:28 PM PDT
by
supremedoctrine
("No symbols where none intended"--Beckett)
To: HiTech RedNeck
To: mplsconservative
I plant hundreds of seeds every year and none have grown in any of my body parts. Weird. You sure?
My Mom always said if I don't clean my ears I'll have potatoes growing out to them. I'm sure she knows best.
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posted on
04/13/2009 9:15:58 PM PDT
by
this_ol_patriot
(I saw manbearpig and all I got was this lousy tagline.)
To: thecodont
To: CougarGA7
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posted on
04/13/2009 9:20:39 PM PDT
by
peggybac
("A Liberal is a person who will give away everything they don't own.")
To: Fantasywriter
Neat. I am sure the man was relieved that it wasn’t lung cancer.
To: TigerLikesRooster
"Would you like to be a said outlaw? :-)"No a spruce in the lung doesn't make much sense. A eucalyptus plant would be more practical.
I briefly considered a redwood in the groin area, but the seed is way too big. A mustard seed might work though.
Ok, I'm up too late.
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posted on
04/13/2009 9:32:43 PM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: Salamander
Maybe he's related to this guy:
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posted on
04/13/2009 9:36:21 PM PDT
by
shibumi
(" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
To: TigerLikesRooster
“My name is the Lorax, and I speak for the trees.”
“And I speak for Men, and human Opportunity.”
In other news, the Teleprompter administration is suing for an injunction on the surgery, demanding it be reversed and all treatment frozen since the proper environmental impact studies were not performed and permission received from the dozen or so government agencies claiming jurisdiction.
Once all fees are paid and carbon offsets purchased, permission may be given for the surgery to be performed in the next 36-48 months.
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posted on
04/13/2009 9:42:49 PM PDT
by
BobbyT
To: CORedneck
I’m sure he was incredibly relieved. What I don’t understand, though, is how it grew without sunlight. Isn’t it completely dark inside the lungs?
Well anyway, I’m glad they got it out. :)
To: TigerLikesRooster
So weird that it can grow in total darkness.
To: TigerLikesRooster
If he had inhaled a kudzu seed he would have been dead and overgrown in hours.
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posted on
04/13/2009 9:54:32 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(No free man bows to a foreign king.)
To: Peace Is Coming; Fantasywriter
The seed contains the nutrients needed to grow up out of the ground, light isn’t needed until later.
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posted on
04/13/2009 9:58:38 PM PDT
by
PeaceBeWithYou
(De Oppresso Liber! (50 million and counting in Afganistan and Iraq))
To: TigerLikesRooster
THE ATTACK HAS BEGUN!
THE TREE HUGGERS WERE RIGHT!
GAIA IS GOING TO KILL US ALL!!!
/sarc
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posted on
04/13/2009 10:02:00 PM PDT
by
sten
To: KarlInOhio
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posted on
04/13/2009 10:08:36 PM PDT
by
patton
(I hope that they fight to the death and both sides win.)
To: sten
you’ve got something there, look at the previous thread.
tree cuts house in half.
they are getting their revenge.
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posted on
04/13/2009 10:11:27 PM PDT
by
machogirl
(not one of Rush's top-ten gal names)
To: TigerLikesRooster
They should use this on an episode of House.
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posted on
04/13/2009 10:16:29 PM PDT
by
Kirkwood
To: shibumi
Dunno but if somebody posts Rush lyrics, I’m gonna go medieval....;-D
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posted on
04/13/2009 10:28:10 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(Like acid and oil on a madman's face, reason tends to fly away.......)
To: TigerLikesRooster
I’m calling BS. Trees need sunlight to grow. And judging from the picture, this wasn’t just some sprout. If they did find this in his lung, it’s because he inhaled it.
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posted on
04/13/2009 10:42:04 PM PDT
by
stormer
To: PeaceBeWithYou
Not the size it was in the picture.
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posted on
04/13/2009 10:45:37 PM PDT
by
stormer
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