[Kenny Bunk]

You are OK. It's just that you are predestined not to be the lead dog on that particular old joke. Call it a theological "Shaggy Dog Story?"

Cheer up, your dog may be predestined for salvation.

[goat granny]

I cannot tell you where it is in the bible, but it says sinners will be outside of heaven with the dogs when the doors to the wedding are closed. Paraphrased of course.