[al_c]

It’s still funny. “Free dog souls with conversion” .... LOL!

[CholeraJoe]

I’m uncertain whether my dogs have souls or not, but they have a wicked sense of humor.

[Kenny Bunk]

God knows which Presbyterian dogs will be saved, and those which will not be saved. This does not mean that dogs may do as they please while with us on Earth. Furthermore, a dog's Presbyterian owner on Earth may, or may not be predestined to be saved, while the dog may, or may not be saved, either.

This uncertainty has led to a loss of self-esteem and has encouraged the Mormons to convert Presbyterians, who can thus be joined with their dogs (and other worthy [pets) for Time and Eternity.