It’s still funny. “Free dog souls with conversion” .... LOL!
posted on 04/14/2009 3:14:08 AM PDT
(Avoid the consequences of erudite vernacular utilized irrespective of necessity)
I’m uncertain whether my dogs have souls or not, but they have a wicked sense of humor.
posted on 04/14/2009 3:18:16 AM PDT
("Telling Layla's story spoken, 'Bout how all her bones are broken.")
God knows which Presbyterian dogs will be saved, and those which will not be saved. This does not mean that dogs may do as they please while with us on Earth. Furthermore, a dog's Presbyterian owner on Earth may, or may not be predestined to be saved, while the dog may, or may not be saved, either.
This uncertainty has led to a loss of self-esteem and has encouraged the Mormons to convert Presbyterians, who can thus be joined with their dogs (and other worthy [pets) for Time and Eternity.
posted on 04/14/2009 3:27:21 AM PDT
by Kenny Bunk
(The Election of 2008: Given the choice between stupid and evil, the stupid chose evil.)
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