Posted on 04/24/2009 5:41:19 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Bwhahahahahahahahahaha........breathe.............hahahahahahahahahah
Let me know how long you last...it’s not for the timid.
I will walk places but I will use a car often in good weather as well to go just as far or even closer. Depends on the time of day so they didn’t get a “I walk/ride a bike whenever possible”.
I do some of it for personal health, not pollution.
I also do it to thwart local revenue tickets (everything from speeding to parking offenses).
And I should turn off lightbulbs whenever possible but I like ambient light. When I have to ration my lightbulbs like I’m living in the third world, this might change. I do typically turn them off when I leave home. Unless I’m going to be gone for several days.
Just making the world a better place ;)
No spiders allowed.
Husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston
After almost twenty-four hours on the road, They're too tired to
continue, and they decide to stop for a rest.
They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to
sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.
When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them
a bill for $350.00.
The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high.
He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms
certainly aren't worth $350.00!
When the clerk tells him $350.00 is the standard
rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that
the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference
center that were available for the husband and wife to use.
‘But we didn't use them,’ the man complains.
‘Well, they are here, and you could have,’
Explains the Manager.
He goes on to explain they could have
taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. ‘The best
entertainers from New York , Hollywood and Las Vegas perform
here,’ the Manager says.
‘But we didn't go to any of those shows,
‘complains the man again.
‘Well, we have them, and you could have,’ the Manager replies.
No matter what amenity the Manager mentions, the man replies,
‘But we didn't use it!’
The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and
agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the Manager.
The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check.
‘But sir,’ he says, this check is only made out for $50.00.’
‘That's correct,’ says the man. ‘I charged you $300.00 for
sleeping with my wife.’
‘But I didn't!’ exclaims the Manager.
‘Well, too bad,’ the man replies. ‘She was here and you could
have.’
Here's two, although came as a joke I'm really quite serious with this one:
BEST IDEA I HAVE HEARD IN LONG, LONG TIME !!!
That sounds like me. I do consolidate my errands, and always have, even when gas was .46 a gallon. But mostly it was/is because of severe spinal arthritis, and the need to get out, get done, and get home.
Lights? I leave at least one light on if I’m gone overnight, including my porchlight. But I have a small apartment that suffers from perpetual darkness, and since I do handwork, I like light. Besides: darkness is depressing!
I’m not about to change my wasteful ways. ;o]
PILLOW FIGHT!!!
My grandaddy and his 3 brothers were on Higgins boats the first day. Only two of them survived the first day, and only he survived the war.
Thank you all veterans.
That is just hillarious.
It reminds me of the line from Beetle Juice. “I’ve seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT.”
Kind of like the Randy Johnson throwing a fastball though a seagull video. I could watch that all day.
I’ve got a sack full of oranges.
That was a classic pitch!
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