FR’s environmentally friendly anti-troll product “Troll Away” on. If there were no trolls on the FR how could he test a product that is only designed to repel trolls? :^)
Then if you're looking just to protect your keyboard may I suggest the new "Nancy Pelosi CYA" limited edition keyboard cover or maybe the "Barney Frank Spew-Guard" kit which includes both a monitor guard and a keyboard cover. By the way, for a limited time, I also hear that you can get the "Helen Thomas image filter" feature built right into the monitor guard. There's nothing like a late night of reading interesting posts on the FR only to come across a HT image. *shudder* I still have nightmares from one I saw over a month ago. :^)