[Old Sarge]

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DTG 130548Z MAY 09

T O P S E C R E T VIKINGKITTEN

FLASH FLASH FLASH FLASH FLASH FLASH

SUBJ: MULTIPLE ZOT IN PROGRESS

RE 1: POST 309
RE 2: POST 331
RE 3: POST 333

1. WATCH NCOIC HAS CONFIRMED MULTIPLE REPEAT CONFIRMED MULTIPLE TROLL SIGHTINGS, THIS DTG, THIS LOCATION.

2. REF 2 & 3, FR MOD COMMAND HAS EXECUTED COMMAND-DIRECTED ZORCH ON TARGET (ZOT). THIS IS A LIVE ZOT-IN-PROGRESS REPEAT THIS IS A LIVE ZOT-IN-PROGRESS.

3. REF 1, TROLL SIGHTING CONFIRMED, AWAITING FINAL CODE FOR STRIKE INITIATION.

4. WATCH NCOIC HAS CONCLUDED BATTLE DAMAGE ASSESSMENT (BDA) FOLLOWING STRIKE TERMINATION ORDER REF'S 2 & 3. BDA EVALUATES STRIKE EFFECT AS LEVEL-ONE “STILL SMOKING”.

5. ALL ELEMENTS ARE AUTHORIZED TO EXECUTE OPTION “DOGPILE” UPON RECEIPT OF THIS MSG. GENERAL ORDER ONE IS SUSPENDED THIS OCCASION.

6. ALL ELEMENTS ARE DIRECTED TO RALLY POINT BARRACUDA FOR AFTER-ACTION REVIEW (AAR) AND ISSUE OF STANDARD-SIZE PINT SERVING OF GUINNESS ALE.

7. ADMIN NOTE: INTERESTED PARTIES MAY BE INCLUDED IN, OR REMOVED FROM, THE VIKING KITTIES TROLL-WATCH ALERT ROSTER BY FREEPMAILING THE WATCH NCOIC, CODENAME “OLD SARGE”, SUBJECT: ALERT ROSTER.

8. CHALLENGE/PASSWORD: VALHALLA-OVERLORD.

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[KLT]

BWHAHAHAHA! I love that....Great post Sarge...

[Lucius Cornelius Sulla]

All I said on 333 is that MurrayMom had been zotted already! Is this not permissible?

[Mr. Silverback]

Whoa...Flash traffic! That’s a first if I’m not mistaken.