To: the scotsman
“A tiny baby stoat was given mouth-to-mouth and a heart massage by a member of the public after a passer-by discovered it drowning in a water butt, it has emerged.”
OK, What is a stoat, and why was it drowning in someones butt?
Who would give anything found in a butt mouth to mouth?
18 posted on
06/06/2009 12:39:06 PM PDT by
Beagle8U
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To: Beagle8U
OK, What is a stoat, and why was it drowning in someones butt?Snort!
24 posted on
06/06/2009 12:47:11 PM PDT by
NoPrisoners
("When in the course of human events...")
To: Beagle8U
OK, What is a stoat, and why was it drowning in someones butt? Is this another Richard Gere story?
25 posted on
06/06/2009 12:51:08 PM PDT by
ladyvet
(WOLVERINES!!!!!)
To: Beagle8U
A stoat is a creature similar to the weasel but bigger.
A water butt here in Britain is a kind of water tank.
p.s we dont say ‘butt’ here. Bum is the word used here for our rear fleshy feature. Also arse, backside, derriere, rear-end or buttocks...
To: Beagle8U
It's because gerbils are so 90’s.
39 posted on
06/06/2009 1:27:58 PM PDT by
TASMANIANRED
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