[humblegunner]

Actually, the war in Iraq caused alligators to grow a new shape of bump along their backs and some 3-toed sloths grew four toes

I call BS.

Crocodiles maybe.

Alligators are on the wrong continent.

The sloths? Maybe.

[Allegra]

Alligators are on the wrong continent.

Oh, I know where alligators come from. I live in one of those areas...remember? :)

But they sprouted strange bumps on their skin because of the war.

The war also caused bananas grown in Honduras to change color and it caused a slight decrease in the size of Jupiter's moon, Ios.

That war caused all kinds of strange things to happen.