[La Lydia]

She walked into my office on legs as long as one of those long-legged birds that you see in Florida the pink ones, not the white ones except that she was standing on both of them, not just one of them, like those birds, the pink ones, and she wasn't wearing pink, but I knew right away that she was trouble, which those birds usually aren't," from Eric Rice of Sun Prairie, Wisc., winner in the detective category. ,

[Sacajaweau]

I’ll never win because I like dots.....so long sentences look short....but I’ve never lost a thought....because it’s buried somewhere between the dots...and takes a little bit of deciphering....but you get the point.

[JoeProBono]

LOL!

[Verbosus]

Now that one is indeed deserving of honors!