There were two naked women showering in downtown Lansing Wednesday afternoon — but, to the dismay of many male onlookers, they didn't want to eat any meat.
My nomination for THE lead sentence of a news story in 2009.
2 posted on 07/09/2009 2:58:00 AM PDT by Cincinatus
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