[debrawiest]

Girlie-men.

[fightinbluhen51]

Freak State Ping for the moron who can’t handle the wilderness that shoulda stayed in Bethesda.

[Joe Boucher]

No,
Just typical D.C. gubmint types.
Dumb as hell.

[Vigilanteman]

Many years ago, I was burned escaping from a fire and sunburn very easily now. But, I've found three cheap ways to deal with it and still enjoy the outdoors:

1. Tents
   
2. Long-sleeved shirts
   
3. Lotions with a high SPF rating.

One would think these nimrods could figure out ONE of these low-cost solutions.