[txroadkill]

I have really got to submit some ideas for government funding...

[CitizenM]

Back in the 1980's there was a government funded study to determine if MONKEYS enjoyed sex, and whether they enjoyed it more with a partner, or just masturbation. Truly!!!! I recall specifically, because I wrote a poem about it for a joke.

Now, how they determined if the monkeys liked it or not, I don't know. Who talks monkey talk?

But, in some scheme of things, some insane scientists determined, and convinced our government that this information was important. Abba, dabba, dabba, dabba, said the chimpy to the monk.