World's Worst Lovers: Where Do American Men Rank?

Fox News ^ | 9-29-09

[Justaham]

Who are the world’s best and worst lovers? A new poll of 15,000 women found German men to be the worst because of their "smelly odor" with English lovers coming in a close second because they "let women do all the work."

The poll, done by global research site www.onepoll.com, asked women from 20 countries to rate men on their abilities in bed and give reasons for their answers, the U.K.’s Daily Telegraph reported.

Coming in third on the worst lovers list were Swedish men because the ladies said they were "a bit too quick", while men from Holland were deemed "too rough."

[calex59]

There you go, hang in there.

[TheWriterTX]

American men ranked #5 because of their "dominating" ways in the bedroom?

Oh, that's right. They are not European girly-men.

[Chunga]

Tell ‘em you’re reluctantly gay but don’t know how to change.

[TheWriterTX]

Love you guys, but you must be single.

A married man knows that the fastest way to get his wife's passion up is to do the dishes for her, put the kids to bed, and give her 30 uninterrupted minutes in a bubble bath without someone banging on the door yelling, "Mom!"

My husband still get a kick out of "the transformation." In goes a bedraggled, beleaguered "house frau" and out comes the woman he married.

[Junior_G]

A woman would have to be a remarkable slut to have an educated opinion on this issue.

[supremedoctrine]

I think you covered nearly all the 29 Dimensions of
e-Harmony. Any girl should be thrilled to get you!

[TheWriterTX]

Easy.

This survey participants must come from multiple countries and are used to being with European Beta males.

American males, by and large, are Alpha males.

It's like going from a lap dog to a wolf.

Luckily, lots of American gals like woves and keep the lap dogs for friends.

[wardaddy]

Grown women are not too much different high school.

being too pliable and kiss ass and sensitive is boring

they still like to think the man is a man, not some GQ reader who cries watching Beaches right alongside them

as for love making...depends on the gal...they are all different..those that like rough stuf always scared me..fun but I wa afraid to fall asleep around them

learn to love downtown intimacy (and I mean really love it) and the rest falls into place, like butter on cast iron skillet....you might have trouble getting rid of them...especially in cultures where they men ain’t into such endeavors

and it ain’t over till it’s over for her...the only advice my dad ever gave me on a topic he was rather quiet about

[death2tyrants]

I'm a bad lover. I once caught a peeping tom booing me.

My sex life is terrible, my wife put a mirror over the dogs bed. Actually she did put a mirror over our bed. She says she likes to watch herself laugh.

My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.

I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a picture of me.

My old man, he carries around the picture of the kid that came with the wallet.

One time I went into a hotel, I asked the bellhop to handle my bag - he felt up my wife.

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg.

A girl phoned me and said, "Come on over there's nobody home", I went over - nobody was home

A hooker once told me she had a headache.

I went to a massage parlor, it was self service.

My only thrill is self inflicted hickies.

If it weren't for pick-pockets, I'd have no sex life at all.

During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.

One day I came home and saw a guy jogging naked, I said "Hey buddy why are you doing that", he said "cause you came home early".

Rodney's the king of one-liners.

[calex59]

Love you guys, but you must be single. A married man knows that the fastest way to get his wife's passion up is to do the dishes for her, put the kids to bed, and give her 30 uninterrupted minutes in a bubble bath without someone banging on the door yelling, "Mom!" My husband still get a kick out of "the transformation." In goes a bedraggled, beleaguered "house frau" and out comes the woman he married.

I am single now(and old)but I have been married and know how to treat a wife as opposed to courting a woman. I was merely offering some advice to a fellow FReeper from experience collected in my distant past. I would love to find a another woman as nice as the one I used to have and who is gone now. Hard to do.

[cydcharisse]

I know. That’s why I’ve stayed single, and happy, lo these many years after i left the ole lady.

[StormEye]

I’m just destroyed by this news. Earth-shaking,....,just Earth-shaking.

[smokingfrog]

Where do American women rank?

[Justaham]

Oh Calex, you will find one. There are still a lot of good, older women out there. :-)

[Justaham]

Isn’t it? Just like the Samoan earthquake today in Samoa! /s

[ArrogantBustard]

Used to be a guy (?) on here with the name Tonto Kowalski ... (same joke, different ethnic group).

[ArrogantBustard]

A woman would have to be a remarkable slut to have an educated opinion on this issue.

ROFL!!!!

Nothing like getting to the truth of the matter ...

[goat granny]

You married a wish man grasshopper.....:O)

[DesScorp]

"Coming in third on the worst lovers list were Swedish men because the ladies said they were "a bit too quick""

So Swedish men came in third because they came first.

[goat granny]

Tears streaming down my face, he was one of the best......Don't remember the name of the movie but he goes to college with his son.......What a hoot..He takes his body guard with him and the body guard says to Rodneys son.;I have 2 boys, I love them both, I put one through college and the other through the wall.