Posted on 10/09/2009 10:12:16 AM PDT by mark3681
...fresh from the oven...
The quick thinking president caught the pizza in mid flight. He stopped momentarily to check on the condition of the injured man, and to get the street address of the delivery.
Without missing a beat, the president ran for his limo. To his surprise, the limo had been stripped by a local gang, rendering it useless. He had to run!
And run he did. Covering the 5.3 miles in, what some say is a record, just under 17 minutes!
The astonished customer, jaw agape, could only comment, "So, it's not free?".
Of course, he ate half the pepperonis and then charged you $84....
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