BREAKING NEWS......OBAMA WALKS ON WATER TO WASHINGTON MONUMENT
Planets Align, Ushering in the Age of Obama
BREAKING O CURES THE UNMENTIONABLE
Obama Awarded Second Nobel (Chemistry) “Obama has great chemistry” Nobel Committee says
BREAKING NEWS: Barack Obama Gets to Tootsie Pop Center w/o Biting!
“BREAKING: Obama named Motor Trend’s Car of the Year!”
Obama Defeats Chuck Norris in Unarmed Combat!
Mount Rushmore renamed Mount Obama
Obama becomes first Muggle to be appointed Minister of Magic
Breaking!....Obama brings Michael Jackson back to life!
American Journal of Proctology About to Announce “Man of the Year” Award Recipient
BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA given Willy Wonka Golden Ticket—and the factory!!
Breaking!....Obama lands on the Sun!..only comment: “A little warm”...
Barack Obama wins the National Spelling Bee!
BREAKING - Obama sweeps every category at AVN awards show...says he’s “pooped”.
BREAKING. . .Obama beds hot French First Lady and Kucinich’s wife at same time, wife doesn’t care!
BREAKING:OBAMA AWARDED 7 MORE N0BEL PEACE PRIZES TO COVER MARCH-OCTOBER!!!
Obama Receives Academy Award (realistic performance of a US president)
God concedes throne to Obama! “Thou shalt not even conduct a recount...”
OBAMA declared MVP Super Bowl 41!
Obama wins ALCS and NLCS AND WORLD SERIES....
Flash! Nobel Peace Prize Committee awarded Monty Python Prize for Origional Sense of Humor
BREAKING: Obama wins “Little Miss Perfect” beauty pageant. Runner-up contests results.
Obama named the NEW James Bond! Will become agent Double-O-Bama!!!
Obama wins “Dancing with the Stars”
Obama walks on water!.....breaking news!...Obama has just walked across Lake Michigan!
Journey names Obama as new frontman!!!
ITS OFFICIAL- OBAMA AWARDED FIRST STEP ON MOON
BREAKING NEWS: Barack Hussein Obama wins every Gold medal in the 2016 Rio Olympics
Obama Becomes First Human Canonized While Alive
Obama new world Ping Pong champion!
BREAKING!!! Obama Awarded Honorary Birth Certificate!
Obama is “Smarter than a Fifth Grader”
Very Few People Realize Obama WAS the Fifth Beatle
Baby Obama smears poopie on the floor. Mom praises his artistic impulses.
BREAKING: All Chuck Norris facts to be replaced with Obama
Add them as you get them.