This will be the post of the day.
TLawsuit of the Day: Defective Underwear Causes Penis Pain
http://abovethelaw.com/2009/10/lawsuit_of_the_day_defective_u.php
TLawsuit of the Day: Defective Underwear Causes Penis Pain
Yeah, but that's an offsite, link.
I double dog dare ya to make an FR thread for it...
I heard about that case from a friend of one of the lawyers. The best part was when the judge actually polled the men in the audience about underwear habits. The full transcript is hilarious.