[dayglored]

>> There’s nothing geeks love more than to argue mobile phone platforms.

> Real geeks prefer vi/emacs debates.

"vi"? "emacs"?? Dude, the real geek's editor is "cat >", or maybe "ed" if you're feeling lazy... There's no debating that... ;-)

There's a great xkcd cartoon on that...

[zeugma]

There is that. Here's my favorite backup script ...

for X in abcd; do

dd if=/dev/ sd$X of=/dev/null

done

Just think of the cost and time savings!

BTW, have you ever read the BOFH series?