Posted on 11/12/2009 3:21:14 PM PST by jiveturkay
One winter morning a husband and wife in northeastern South Dakota were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, “We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get
through.” So the good wife went out and moved her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, “We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through.” The good wife went out and moved her car again.
The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says “We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...”
Then the electric power went out.
The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, “Honey, I don’t know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?”
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to Blondes exhibit, the husband replied, “Why don’t you just leave it in the garage this time?”
I love Blonde jokes..
I’ve always liked the bad portrait sites:
http://listoftheday.blogspot.com/2007/09/great-olan-mills-photos.html
And the classic
http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/
ROFL!!!!!!
i have studied that picture for so long (with limited photo editing skillz) and have no idea WTF that is except possible a statue mounted on a very thin stake behind thigh.
I think it is a cardboard silhouette painted black and staked into the yard. It was placed to bring up the very question.
Naughty palace has too much rules. I play in dirty palaces.
Classic!
that is ROTFL funny. Thank you!
That was a GREAT Laugh.
(Wear the Fox Hat!)
it still worked. :o)
My most prized possession is a swizzle stick from the Gobbler. I wouldn’t part with it for anything.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.