Chef: Uhh... Look, all you need to know is, Ms. Ellen’s a lesbian, and that means she only likes OTHER lesbians.
KYLE: Weak, dude. She only likes other lesbians?
STAN: Hey, man, if she only likes other lesbians, then all we gotta do is become lesbians too!
KYLE: Hey, Yeah!
CARTMAN: You guys, you know what? My grandma was Dutch-Irish and my grandpa was lesbian! That makes me quarter lesbian!
STAN:I can’t wait for Ms. Ellen to see what a raging lesbian I am!
CARTMAN: I’m a bigger lesbian than you
STAN: No, you’re a FATTER lesbian than me.
KYLE: Screw you guys, I’m KING lesbian!!
Scene: Chef drives with Cartman in the front seat and the boys in back, with an unconscious Mephesto in the rear of Chef's station wagon.
CARTMAN: “Is he awake yet?”
KYLE: “He's bleeding pretty bad back here.”
CHEF: “Don't let him bleed on my Meredith Baxter Birney memorial towel.”
KYLE: “What's a Meredith Baxter Birney Memorial towel?”
CHEF: “I actually was with Meredith Baxter Birney in this very car, and afterwards, we used that towel to... Wait a minute, why am I telling you this?”