[Dr. Scarpetta]

So far Radar on Line has been right about this story.

[Frantzie]

Tiger is a POS.

[Republic of Texas]

This is Mistress whack-a-mole now, and Tiger is losing.

[Cicero]

Never send an email you wouldn’t want to go public.

[RegulatorCountry]

Up next is that waitress chippie in Vegas. Cough it up, Tiger. We really, really don't want to know, and she's sure been hinting around.

[Kickass Conservative]

OK, I’ll be the first one to say it.

Sounds like Black Male to me.

[montomike]

I wish that someone would pay me that much for my butt!

[sionnsar]

This will guarantee that Uchitel will not release hundred of emails and text messages that she has exchanged

Extortion?

[gaijin]

Sorry to make this about race, but it’s interesting & unfortunate this comes at almost the same juncture as that other tennis affair, with the urban girl threatening to cram a tennis ball down the throat of that line judge—what was her name again...?

Which is more likely —the ghettoization of golf & tennis, or the higher standards for urban youth..?

In fact I still love Tiger, though.

[KeatsforFirstDog]

what’s the point of paying mistress #XX off when the others get paid off by the tabloids??? paying off one of X to XX+ seems pointless at the time.

call up David Duchovney (msp??)...he seems to know the drill...

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

OK, Woods' wife is a smoking hot Swedish blonde who has a twin sister, and he cheats on her?
Yeah, I know the old saying, that no matter how fine a girl is there's always someone out there better, but I mean damn. When can a man just hang it up and concede that banging every girl in the world just isn't possible?

[doc1019]

I’m not a golfer, never play golf in my life. I became interested in watching the game when Tiger came along. If even 10% of the rumors are true, I doubt I will ever watch a golf tournament again.

[fso301]

So he pays the slut $2 million. Was she really worth it? For $1 million per year, he could have gorgeous 18 year old virgins lined up willing to sign 12 month renewable contracts.

[Moonman62]

What is Allred’s cut?

[SeaHawkFan]

$50 for not admitting the affair and $1+ million for not telling the world how small his wee wee is.

[Liberty Valance]

Apparently, the only thing money can’t buy is fidelity.

[Yaelle]

Wow, the other mistress who released all those steamy voice messages and texts lost bigtime!

Ya know, I am thinking I still have some sexy texts from Tiger Woods around here somewhere... I’d settle for $250K to delete ‘em all right now...

[onedoug]

How far the mighty have fallen.

[The Duke]

When does Tiger get his Disney morning children's program?

Oh, sorry ... that's what reprobates come from, not where they end up.

[dragnet2]

Tiger Woods Pays Off Mistress in Million-Dollar Deal

Now no one will know about the affair between this skank and Woods... It's a paid for secret!

[Artcore]

Unlike ClimateGate, I’m sure our lame A$$ media will be demanding these e-mails!