[1rudeboy]

I was shopping at Wal-Mart, went through checkout, walked out to the parking lot, and discovered one of my kidneys was missing.

I'm never shopping at that Wal-Mart again.

[McLynnan]

What horrible customer service. They are supposed to put you in a tub of ice after kidney removal.

[Robwin]

I was shopping at Wal-Mart, went through checkout, walked out to the parking lot, and discovered one of my kidneys was missing.

Hey, I think I might have found it.

Is there a reward?

[Cheburashka]

I was shopping at Wal-Mart, went through checkout, walked out to the parking lot, and discovered one of my kidneys was missing.

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“Clean up, body parts, Aisle 6.”

[Bubba Ho-Tep]

There are also giant albino alligators living under every Walmart. And all the cactuses in the garden department are filled with baby tarantulas.

[sig226]

It was the Target around the corner that did it to you. They’ll do anything to make Wal-Mart look bad, even build phony Wal-Marts and let the cashiers steal $40.00 from you, too.