Well, here at the Command Post... 
we also have a new nickname for Nick--
"Mudder... 
Folker!"
Hey, I don't know the first thing about this lower pawball game, but I'd... 
fire the Dallas kicker and get a new one!
Clyde is available and he's one hell of a place kicker... 
but for every football he kicks 90 yards through the uprights, he eats two while molesting a cheerleader.
Before I beat your ass with a nine iron... 
I screwed Nick Folks until he couldn't stand up straight!
We should be forgiving and pray for Nick... 
but after that last miss, send him straight to Bad Kicker Hell!
It clear without doubt, Nick Folk... 
no have Chinaman's chance!