Man Finds Ants in His Burritos

http://www.torontosun.com/news/torontoandgta/2010/01/03/12330016-sun.html ^

[Anti-Utopian]

"Fortunately, the little critters weren't crawling around. But that was of little consolation to Lam, who had already eaten the first of his two burritos."

Free ants?! They should have charged extra!

[Dallas59]

Ant's are protein...it could have been worse....

[Daffynition]

You can get your daily intake of ant in other ways.

[BigCinBigD]

Big deal, I’ve eaten ants before. Corse I was six...

[martin_fierro]

I once found an aunt in my burrito.

That's when I decided to throw that hippie freak out of the house.

[elli1]

Ants in Toronto in January??

Wisconsin ants must be wussies cuz I haven’t seen a one since oh—September?

[Darkwolf377]

McDonald's burritos. "It was disgusting!"

Uh...

[geezerwheezer]

My thinking too! Mickey D’s ain’t my idea of cleanliness or good food either, so this guy should find another place for his breakfast burritos.

[Fetid Facts]

"...they ordered two sausage and egg burrito combos to go, which includes a total of four pita-wrapped sandwiches."

The tacos on whole wheat toast are pretty good too, but if you don't want ants, you have to say, "hold the ants."

[driftdiver]

McDonald’s burritos. “It was disgusting!”

My thought exactly, the last one I tried was about 4 years ago on a dive trip with my son. Even my teenage son couldn’t eat his.

At least the ants provided some real protein.

[Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)]

Anonymous

An Epicure, Dining At Crewe,
found quite a large mouse in his stew,
said the waiter, “Don’t shout,
and wave it about,
or the rest will be wanting one, too!”

[paulycy]

Must have been a Mexicant.

[6SJ7]

The ants weren’t moving. That’s not good. Obviously the burrito was not very fresh.

[Molon Labbie]

Lol, would you like some spicy fire ant dipping sauce with you Antrito?

[csvset]

When I get a craving for a burrito, I go to Mickey D's !

I just ain't feeling it.

[MrB]

“ay yi yi, Hay hormigas en mi burrito”

[mkjessup]

Dead ants? Call Inspector Clouseau!

"Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead anttttttt"

[mkjessup]

"Fortunately, the little critters weren't crawling around.'
What kind of meal is it when everything is DEAD?!?

The Klingon Gagh Buffet, bon appetit'!

[nickcarraway]

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