[N. Theknow]

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's driving license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

'What does it look like?' she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has your picture on it..'

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,

'OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.'

[Tribune7]

A blonde walks in a bar and orders a beer. Soon another joins her. The clink glasses and yell SIX FREAKIN' WEEKS.

A third arrives. They grab a table. The clink glasses and yell SIX FREAKIN' WEEKS.

A fourth blonde arrives, and then a fifth. With each arrival the glasses are clinked and the cry of six freakin weeks is heard.

Finally, the bartender comes over.

"Ladies, I know your celebrating something," he says. "Would you mind if I asked what it was."

"Yeah," Blonde 1 says. "You know how everyone says blondes are stupid? We'll we all went out and got one of those jigsaw puzzles that said 3 to 5 years. And we finished it in SIX FREAKIN' WEEKS!