The ponies seem to have thrown a shoe, so I’ll try to remember a good one.
I will take whatever you have to offer. It works.
A blonde was driving when she saw the flash of a traffic camera. She figured that her picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though she knew that she was not speeding.
Just to be sure, she went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed. now she began to think that this was quite funny, so she drove even slower as she passed the area again, but the traffic camera again flashed. She tried a fourth time with the same result.
She did this a fifth time and was now laughing when the camera flashed as she rolled past, this time at a snail’s pace...
Two weeks later, she got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt.