Teachers didn’t look like that when I was young.
Ummmm..., about 50 years ago, I had some who did look like that... :-)
I remember my French Teacher and my Plain Geometry teacher -- and there was nothing "plain" about her ... :-)
Heck! It was because of her that I get into computers... LOL...
Back when I was goin’ to school,
I never learned a thing
All I did was daydream,
a-waitin’ for the bell to ring
I had a certain teacher,
I always tried to impress her
When she stood up in the classroom,
I would mentally undress her
Then one day I decided,
that I would write a little letter
She said the spellin’ was a masterpiece,
the punctuation could be better
I understood what she was saying,
I got the gist of her sentiment
She said “I don’t mean to be degrading,
“but here’s the way that it should’ve went:”
Chorus) I love you period
Do you love me question mark
Please, please exclamation point
I want to hold you in parentheses
I love you period
Do you love me question mark
Please, please exclamation point
I want to hold you in parentheses
Right on up to high school,
people said I was a writin’ fool
All my letters became really great,
with punctuation that was never late
But I was havin’ trouble meetin’ girls,
I never knew the things to say
Soon I had ‘em all overwhelmed,
when they heard me talk this way, like this:
Chorus) I love you period
Do you love me question mark
Please, please exclamation point
I want to hold you in parentheses
I love you period
Do you love me question mark
Please, please exclamation point
I want to hold you in parentheses
I suspect I was the favorite of my hot young German teacher in H.S.
She was wandering around the class explaining, I suppose, some arcane detail of German grammar, when she walked up behind my chair and, well, sort of, uh, nudged..the back of my head for half a minute.
Of course I was far too hellishly dorky to stay after class for special tutoring, or field work, or anything like that.