Please take care. In the future please use...
Shoulder pads, helmet, knee pads. I could use all of them. But I need a gluteous maximus pads, too. I thought I had enough, but (or is that “butt”) apparently not.
Yes, I promise I’ll use a step ladder in the future.
Unless, ....
You are all right. It was an avoidable accident. Step-ladders are created for just such a thing.
It is now 0500 and I’ve been awake for an hour.